If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
at my funeral I want my dead body to be crowd surfed into my coffin
a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
what the fuck is everyone on this site taking
- Sherlock: YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH?
- Moriarty: YEAH
- Sherlock: DUDE ME TOO
- Moriarty: OH MY GOD
- *HIGH FIVE*
- *Theme music plays*